Gotham City Sirens: Unfit for Orbit is a limited run comic book series for DC Comics brought to life by Leah Williams (writer), Haining (artist), Ivan Plascencia (colours), Tom Napolitano (letters), Terry Dodson with Rachel Dodson (cover)
Gotham City Sirens: Unfit for Orbit became available Wednesday, July 16th, 2025 wherever all good comicbooks are sold. Grab your digital copy from Amazon Comixology UK right here.
Synopsis
There’s a hot new outer space-themed nightclub in Gotham City, and who better to rob it than Catwoman, Ivy, and Harley? But there’s more to this intergalactic discotheque than meets the eye(s), as the Sirens discover when they stumble headfirst into a plot to destroy the entire planet led by the club’s owner—the alien despot Despero! I hope you have good insurance, Gotham City, because you’re about to get wrecked. Special appearances by deadly DJs, hunky alien hotties, dancers dressed as aliens, mutant failures, one wild UFO, and lots and lots of fire!
Review
We’re now two issues deep into Gotham City Sirens: Unfit for Orbit, and it’s safe to say Issue #3 shifts gears into story-building territory. The setup and early twists are behind us—now it’s time to dig deeper into the chaos. That’s why this issue plunges us straight into Ivy’s mind—literally. We open on her trapped in a surreal dreamscape filled with cute-but-deadly creatures, completely cut off from Selina and Harley. Is she still at Lunaria? Is she even awake? It’s a wonderfully disorienting start that captures Ivy’s spiralling paranoia with eerie precision.
Meanwhile, not exactly in reality at the best of times, Harley turns her floating cage into a one-woman wrecking ball. Using acrobatic flair and gleeful chaos, she tears through Lunaria’s neon halls until she finally stumbles on The Conduit–of course she does—because if there’s a means to ramp up mayhem, Harley’s already five steps ahead. As Ivy peels back the nightclub’s hidden layers and realises Lunaria isn’t what it seems, Catwoman is left battling wave after wave of henchmen. Their last glimpse of Selina finds her cornered and outnumbered, her fate dangling by a cat’s whisker.
Then Lunaria itself shifts: walls melt, lights warp, and the club becomes a living, breathing trap. It’s a stunning visual flip that underlines the Sirens’ biggest challenge yet—escaping a villainous playground that’s one step ahead of them at every turn. By the final page, Ivy’s dream has bled into reality, Harley’s triumph feels hollow, and Catwoman’s survival is anything but certain. Issue #3 not only deepens the mystery of The Conduit but also shows that when the Sirens face a cosmic-level threat, even their combined talents might not be enough. It’s tense, it’s beautiful, and it leaves you desperate for issue #4.
Verdict
Issue #3 of Gotham City Sirens: Unfit for Orbit is a dazzling descent into madness—where dream logic, neon carnage and cosmic trickery collide. The Sirens are scrambling, the stakes have never been higher, and every panel pulses with unhinged energy.
Pick up your copy of Gotham City Sirens: Unfit for Orbit #3 today.
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